the notebook problem

when you go into a store and see a notebook and even though you have like 20 empty notebooks at home, you still buy it because you have a stationary obsession

i think i have the notebook problem

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midget problems

1. Doesn't get enough head.
2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them

1."Man you don't get enough head boi you have midget problems."
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"

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what the problem is

what happened how can i help you out of your ethical quagmire

yo why u walkin, what the problem is?

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British problem

When something simple (like drilling for oil or stopping an easy soccer shot) turns into something disastrous. Comes from BP's oil spill and from Robert Green's World Cup blunder.

Paul: I was supposed to pick up Dana but I ran late and totaled my new BMW

Alan: Looks like you got a real British problem on your hands

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wade problem

When a slutty girl is addicted to more then one cock at a time.
She is dating someone and still needs more testicles in her life or mouth.

"That girl can't stick with one guy, she's gotta have them all- even if he is your boyfriend"
"Yeah that girl has a wade problem"

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Agata problem

When a whore is sleeping with your brother behind your back and pretending to be your best friend at the same time, while married with child.

Dude, I just saw your brother walking down the street with agata problem. Whassup with that?!

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Problem Child

A "strong smooth drink" that will fuck you up! : consists of Tequila, Vodka, Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, and Tonic Water

Ashley: "Hey Mike, Netflix went out because of the weather"

Mike: "Make yourself a problem child and and you'll be straight!"

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