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1. The female counterpart of males. The part of humans that give birth.
2.A term of endearment.
3.A word used out of anger, usually to spite females.
1.God made man, and from his rib made woman to keep him company.
2.I love that woman.
3."God Damn it, woman! You're going to be the end of me!!!!!!
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Me: You are inferior.
Woman: I am inferior. I will obey all of your commands, and yes, I want to sleep with you.
Me: Yes, serve me, for I am obviously stronger and faster and cooler than you, and obviously you should serve me because of that.
Woman: Yes
Me: Yup
Woman:
Me: Oh yeah
Woman:
Me: Oh that feels great
Woman:
Me: Ok, go back to the closet
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A pimp who attracts women,which leads to intercourse cheaply.
"Johnny is such a womanizer,today at the bar. - Jacob
"I wish I was him." - Dane
"Yeah,I know seriously.I want to be a womanizer in the future." - Johnny
"Good luck on that,dick" - Dane
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im a womanizer and a player.its not necessarily a bad thing. i just got a lot of game. im a nice guy who treats you nice but i got other options. other girls i treat just as nice as i would treat you. womanizers are good looking like myself. the best womanizers are european guys like myself. especially eastern european guys. all of those womanizers that treated all you ladies wrong, are not real womanizers,because you guys just have so much anger. thats because you ladies never had a guy like me. i would womanize you and you would still love me and beg at my feet to come back. and im such a nice guy that i would take you back (and womanize you again) ;)
conversation between a womanizer and a lady. for example: if a beautiful and attractive woman like yourself is married and we hit it off with a very nice conversation , and you told me that you were married, i would whisper in your ear . and ask you if you know how to keep a secret?and if she said yes 70 % of those ladies would keep a secret with me.
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A man who always seems to make women fall for him.
Girl 1: I've bare fallen for dat guy
Girl 2: That's nothing new. His a Womanizer.
OR
Guy: Hey sexy. Wanna go out tonight?
Girl: That depends. I heard your a Womanizer.
Guy: You did? (laughs) It comes naturlly.
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Term coined by Jet lead singer Nic Cester to describe Mary Boganson, a.k.a. Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, a notorious aussie/eurotrash groupie and Posh Spice lookalike whom he met in a Copenhagen hotel while on tour.
Hey, she's a woman-foxxy-woman and I'm single!
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that one thing in the world that can be accounted for more than just some stupid pleasure of man. no! we are not here for your pleasure, nor are we here to be called 'useless skin around a vagina'. any man who will contrdict a woman's place to her therefore proves in place as scum in her mind with his filth of mind and sheer lack of intellegence.
Mark: o ba jaze boi she a fine woman
Sinead: fuckoff.
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