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You are doing your girl in the ass, you pull out then Titty fuck her.
I was killing it back door when i decided to give my friend's sister a sticky canoe.
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"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'
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Canoe Carnival is a widely celebrated event in the Medford Lakes area where floats are displayed by many organizations on the lakes. The kids who live there tend to think of it as a great opportunity to smoke weed, or get wasted (along with any other day of their lives.)
"Dude when are we gonna smoke all of this weed?"
"wait till Canoe Carnival, we'll get high af"
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A Wet Canoe is where a guy craps in saran wrap or a plastic bag then uses it to dildoe a girl for sexual pleasure.
Nick wetcanoed Annah for some exciting new sexual pleasure.
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Taking a woman who is gifted with the grace of BBW or in other terms is "fat", start chatting them up with some excellent pickup lines, once they begin to give you the "bedroom" eyes, ask them to jog around said establishment you are currently residing in until they start to perspire heavily. The result of said exercise will produce a sweaty groin area which will resemble a "Greasy canoe" effect once penetration has been achieved.
Dude, john just picked up some land whale and is taking her back for a greasy canoe!
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doosh kuh-noo
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
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Ones way of describing an asshole or not nice person. Also a song by a youtuber called Mattg124.
"omg My dad is such an asshole"
"you mean douche canoe :D"
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