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"hey man, what you doing tonight? Keen on a car meet?"
"I dunno man, I think I might just pull a Dexter Loh and go chow down on dumplings"
When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again
When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes
There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again
He is a good person he is a cheezit He is a duck and he concernd about if someone gets hit in the nuts.
Dexter Ortiz is a good person
I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,