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when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.
Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.
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This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.
Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"
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When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.
Leif: man, that girl totally gave me coronavirus blue balls. Good hand technique though.
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A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple color
I woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had
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The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
Don't type so dirty like that, it's giving me chat blue balls again.
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The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
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When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting
Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!