bomb stress

a type of weed or cannibis

Dude i have only sum of the bomb stress!

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low key stress

What bitches say when they're trying to sound smart and overwhelmed.

My final in biology is causing me so much low key stress. By the way I'm a slut.

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Ikke Stress Den

Bare ikke tenk

Oliver: Adrian du er så stor, åssen kan jeg bli like stor som deg
Adrian: Ikke stress den

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Celebrity-Stress-Disorder

A condition experienced by people which causes them to act outrageously or rebelliously. This can be caused by intrusive/incessant paparazzi, their lack of privacy/worldwide attention, and sensationalist tabloids. The severity of the disorder in an individual is directly proportional to their fame (more famous= more stress). Unfortunately, their outrageous/rebellious actions do not expose their dilemma, but only draw more negative attention. :(

Britney Spears' buzz-cut is a clear symptom of Celebrity-Stress-Disorder.

"Bob found another tabloid calling him a bigot." "That isn't going to help his CSD."

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Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

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Host Traumatic Stress Disorder

The intense fear by party-planners and hosts alike that each minute detail of an event will be less than perfect. Though not recognized as an actual disorder by the DSM-IV, host traumatic stress disorder afflicts millions of party hosts worldwide, and makes life miserable for everyone around them.

My mother is going batshit insane over this party we have next week. She might be suffering from host traumatic stress disorder.

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Post-Triggered Stress Disorder

Post-triggered stress disorder (P{T}SD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying post -- either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Many people who go through triggered events have difficulty adjusting and coping for a while, but they don't have P{T}SD -- with time and good self-care, they usually get better. But if the symptoms get worse or last for months or even years and interfere with your functioning, you may have P{T}SD.

Getting effective treatment after P{T}SD symptoms develop can be critical to reduce symptoms and improve function.

Phil: "Yay, tonight I'm going out with a gorgeous girl I met at my high paying STEM job!"
Anita: TRIGGERED
Anita: "Check your privilege! I have to get Post-Triggered Stress Disorder therapy now :("