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Morning Joke

A morning TV host who makes bizarre and false political statements.

Gawaad, is that Morning Jokes new conspiracy theory?

by I, Wreckerrr March 5, 2021


Jokes Value

1. Phrase

In essence, the phrase "jokes value" is used as incentive for performing and/or taking part in an activity that may appear trivial, useless and possibly offensive at first glance, but in truth is intended for humorous purposes, and humorous purposes only.

It is unlikely, but not impossible for a person that is participating in a "jokes value" activity to derive any utility from the activity itself other than that which is gained from the humour.

2. Noun

A qualitative attribute directed towards an act or activity that an individual or group of individuals perform or an occurrence that yields humour.

Phrase Example:

Dave: Man, what the hell is wrong with you.. why aren't you wearing any pants? It's like -10 degrees outside.

JMarc: It's for jokes value..

or

MV: Ah man you hit her? She's so nasty why did you do that?

Kog: For jokes value

Noun Example:

GG: Man I can't believe they found out I slept with them both!

Marco: Yah that has some serious jokes value, son

by Jmarc20 December 14, 2009


Roky Joke

Probably one of the most lamest jokes you will ever hear. It’s not even a joke is just using a sound board with a microwave sound affect or a vine boom fart.

“Yo! Wanna play some Valorant?”. - Micheal
“NAH VALORANT SUCKS ASS LMAO (loud microwave sound and boom fart noises) LOL AHAHAHAH.” - What a person who just did a Roky Joke sounds like.

by Oh Nah. January 4, 2021

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Joke Wank

When someone tells a joke or anecdote but finds that they have only succeeded in making themselves laugh, a lot.

Grant was telling a story about how 'funny' something was the other day. He laughed throughout and when he had finished speaking, he only heard his own laughter. Grant had done a joke wank.

by samgoosejones November 24, 2013


cock joke

A random joke originated from a Newgrounds parody flash by the one and only Stamper. COCK JOKE

"I'm facing a terrible predicament Captain."
"What's that, Steve?"
"COCK JOKE"

by Serm Perm September 28, 2006

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Shoulder Joke

When someone places an object on someone's shoulder without that person knowing in an attempt to make that person look ridiculously foolish.

The objects used can vary - popular objects are erasers, plastic utensils, chips, noodles, and paper napkins.

I hate that guy so much; I want to run my truck over him. I want to gouge his eyes out". "Dude relax, just shoulder joke him - he'll never recover from that

by OriginalPrankster99 May 30, 2010

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Joke Cookie

Someone who often makes jokes or is funny. Can be used as a reply when someone makes a dad joke.

Tom: “why did the mushroom go to the party? ..because he was a fun-guy”

Charlie: “oh Tom, you’re such a joke cookie

by Flying Tofu Monster December 26, 2020