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A seriously intoxicated person, male or female, who finds comfort and solace by lying in the bath tub at a house party. Can often be detected by the tell-tale signs of shampoo bottles, razors, luffas, lying on the floor by the tub. These items will have been knocked over by the tub drunkie as he/she climbs into their safe haven.
Partygoer #1: Has anyone seen the birthday boy?
Partygoer #2: Nope. He was pretty effed up. He probably passed out somewhere...
Partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): Found him! He's lying in the shower covered in barf. Poor little tub drunkie...
1) A person who enjoys eating fast food while in the bath or shower.
2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..
"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"
"I always end a long day by tub munching
When the shaved pubic hair gets caught in the drain and you wear it on your head like a wig; a hat of pubic hair from the faucet.
"Before I got in the shower, my mom left me a tub wig."
Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.
“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”
an endearing term given to a metaphorical son of similar age to his metaphorical mothers; often given to a friend for whom you have motherly feelings toward; Hmong for son.
“Wow I love Jonah so much, he’s practically my tus tub.”
An all knowing being that can tell you everything and anything this world has to offer although they do not hold godly power like phil swift.
Senpai-Of-The-Tub grant me your wisdom
A type of sexual intercourse performed in a bathtub.
"Did you give Hannah the turbo tub?"
"Yeah homie!"