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help please i'm dynig i'm gonna die please pllhplerplepl hpaelplsease please
me: help me please im dying pleapsleplaseplase heartatkkc
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Ditching ones friends to be assaulted by the Horde on Left 4 Dead or any other multiplayer game which requires everyones full teamwork and cooperation. Usually resulting in the deaths of all teammates but said ditcher. Also, betraying ones friends by lighting them on fire with any in-game incendiary weapons.
Anthony Left 4 Help last night while I was being attacked by the Horde, then decided "help" more by throwing his molotov directly at my feet and surrounding zombies.
When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.
Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.
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A popular online blog that archives and shares the funniest trolling attempts on the internet for your entertainment.
Holy shit, I can't believe I actually convinced that dude to commit suicide on omegle! Better submit this shit to HELP FEED THE TROLL.
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A Canadian counseling and referral hotline for youth between ages 5 and 20. It is free, anonymous and confidential (when you call, the number won't show up on most land line phone bills), open 24/7, and staffed by professional counselors who will listen to you in a non-judgmental way and offer insight into your situation. Kids Help Phone counselors are trained to respond to all types of questions and concerns, from body image to friendships, from suicide to bullying, and many, many more in between.
Youth living in Canada can call anytime (1-800-668-6868) or post a message on the Kids Help Phone Website (www.kidshelpphone.ca).
Kids Help Phone also offers a community service program called Kids Help Phone Student Ambassadors, where youth are trained in leadership, public speaking and fund raising.
Whatever the problem, you can call Kids Help Phone at 1-800-668-6868. Go ahead and talk, the counselors can only help you!
Please don't prank Kids Help Phone. Children in crisis situations are in desperate need of a listening ear and the counselors want to help them as fast as possible.
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Scottish term really only ever heard spoken by characters within the pages of Oor Wullie. Can translate to mean roughly "Goodness gracious me!"
Help ma' Boab a jist aboot fucked ma heid aff ae the lamp post!
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Friend: i want to fuck a goat sideways
Me: get some help
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