rational number

Any number than can be turned into a fraction, that is not undefined by having a denominator of zero, is a rational number.

5/0 is not a rational number. 0/5 is.

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Number Four

To throw up.

God Damn (excuse me lord). This nigga took a Number Four on my new carpet.

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Number 0

Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.

Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.

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Number 15

When you are hanging out with your friends but no one knows what to say, say number 15 and eventually a conversation will start, after a few cringey and forced laughs.

*silence*
"Number 15*
"Haha"
*conversation ensues*

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number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

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number zero

The number before my number one. My person. My dawg. My sidekick. My ride or die. My buddy. The one I tell everything to. A true friend.

Me: Man, I'm missing my buddy. He's my number zero.

fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number