ocean status

when a girl becomes very wet to where it's like an ocean.
hence the phrase, ocean status

mark: so i was with my girlfriend the other day and i fingered her and it was so wet, like ocean status.

cassi: the other day when i was at the mall, i saw this guy and automatically became ocean status

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ocean sauce

Water

Who to fuck calls ocean sauce "water"??!!!??

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Oceans and Nations

The distance one will go for a seemingly lost cause, usually romantic.

"I will cross oceans and nations for you"-person A
"Umm.. right"-person B
"He's insane in the brain"-person C

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ocean crabs

Slang term for the prescription drug OxyContin.

"oohhh shit i love me some ocean crabs goin up my nose!"

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Ocean City

THE O.C.
The REAL O.C. where everything thing happens and anything can happen! OCEAN CITY MARYLAND (not ORANGE COUNTY)!
In this wonderful town of OC, MD there are plenty of things to DO. I mean there is the beach, the water park, and go carts and all of the slutie girls (especially the ones in the summer when all the TOURONS come down! (Tourist and moron put together Local thing to say)! Most parties get busted by OCPD or Berlin Cops. Then the cops take your weed or any drugs and stick it in their pockets for them to have their fun with! Most OC kids are drugies! But that’s ok b/c it’s the city, right? You'll find a drug dealer on every corner of the town, and it's not unusual to find kids driving around and smoking a bowl. Drunken is how what we all are! We hang out at hotel rooms and random peoples houses and steal our parent’s alcohol. At age 16 you work your ass off to have your car which u then crissen by hot-boxing it. Our private school-ers are way more corrupt than the public school-ers and we live for sports against Bennett and WorPrep! So next time you hear "Ocean City is so boring," just look past the historical monuments (Stephen Decatur) and focus on the pregnant 16 year high off weed (and thank god that’s not you!). Don’t forget we’re not all whores and were not all preppy bitches! Most of us come from VA or B-More and don’t forget we are the normal ones who try to help the Eastern Shore-ers. So next time you think about the OC don’t think of Orange County or The O.C Show b/c the real life is here in Ocean City, Maryland where kids actually work and don’t always ask their parents for money (whether your rich or not). There is plenty to do even if it is a pregnant slut or a hard working 16 year old girl (Who u thought was 18).
REMEMBER: OC is everything you look for in a summer vacation!

The O.C.?! Like the show? -No like Ocean City!

Yo! You got any yayo?! Drug dealer term

"Ya'll!!!" You would think OC-ers were hicks but were not!

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ocean city

the real o.c. where all the kids from the 15 miles surrounding towson all vacation in the summer, get drunk off their asses, stumble around and hookup all over the place.

home of senior week
the craziest week ever

the locals are mostly lame except for the fishermen and the surfers and athe local kids are trash

crappy surf but hott chicks everywhere

guy #1 when are you goin down to oc this summer?
girl#1 oh ill be there all of july
guy#1 oh sick lets get drunk out of our minds and do it on the beach
girl#1 awesome!

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Astronaut in the Ocean

The worst song to ever exist. It’s another one of those rap artists trying to throw country into the mix and the lyrics don’t even make any sense?

Doug: “Hey John did you hear the song Astronaut in the Ocean yet?”
John: “You mean that one song that has the lyrics: When your brain goes numb, you call that mental freeze, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
Doug: Yup you’ve heard it.

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