Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.
Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.
The act of sharting into an appliance
I had to go so bad I had to “Cajun Octopus” the microwave.
A two-level pyramid scheme where you make money from other people doing surveys.
I just redeemed $100 from my Octopus Group
Bro every Octopus Group survey I try to do, it screens me out
A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender
jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*
1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.
2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.
Part of the soccer team gave roxanne a cum octopus last night
The cute toy that you can express your mood.
My friend: whats that?
Me: its a reversible octopus.
A circle jerk consisting of four men (eight arms) where, instead of a soggy biscuit, they are aiming for a bucket of fried chicken. The person who cums last has to eat the fried chicken.
I went to a frat party in Lexington and stumbled into a room of drunken frat boys engaged in a heated game of Kentucky Octopus. I thought I had seen everything until then.