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Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

by Satan Spacemonkey July 6, 2023


Cajun Octopus

The act of sharting into an appliance

I had to go so bad I had to “Cajun Octopus” the microwave.

by The Bearded Doorman January 24, 2022


Octopus Group

A two-level pyramid scheme where you make money from other people doing surveys.

I just redeemed $100 from my Octopus Group

Bro every Octopus Group survey I try to do, it screens me out

by Thatsnotmyson69420 September 3, 2022


Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022


Cum octopus

1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.

2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.

Part of the soccer team gave roxanne a cum octopus last night

by dLFN98 December 28, 2018


Reversible octopus

The cute toy that you can express your mood.

My friend: whats that?

Me: its a reversible octopus.

by Milovuk September 9, 2023


Kentucky octopus

A circle jerk consisting of four men (eight arms) where, instead of a soggy biscuit, they are aiming for a bucket of fried chicken. The person who cums last has to eat the fried chicken.

I went to a frat party in Lexington and stumbled into a room of drunken frat boys engaged in a heated game of Kentucky Octopus. I thought I had seen everything until then.

by Rememberer May 15, 2023