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The cute toy that you can express your mood.
My friend: whats that?
Me: its a reversible octopus.
A circle jerk consisting of four men (eight arms) where, instead of a soggy biscuit, they are aiming for a bucket of fried chicken. The person who cums last has to eat the fried chicken.
I went to a frat party in Lexington and stumbled into a room of drunken frat boys engaged in a heated game of Kentucky Octopus. I thought I had seen everything until then.
A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch
Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him
A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.
When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”
“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”
When you absorb every management position available because you have pictures of the CEO getting gobbled off by an Indian truck driver.
Oh shit here comes the Octopus. Get ready for protected action bitches.
Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.
Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."
Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"
Iam "What!? What did I do?"
Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"
Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points
"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."