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The fuel that keeps the Brexit light burning and the delusion that the United Kingdom has the same economic leverage, global relevance and political integrity as the rest of the developed world.
No leverage, no relevance, just the a tank half full of gammon oil fueling a floundering united kingdom spiraling down the council gritter.
Working out carefully when you are middle aged to lubricate the joints without injuring yourself.
Oil the hinges - Lifting far less weight than you did just five years ago or risk hurting yourself so bad you can't work out again for a week.
1) Linseed oil, used for treating the decorative wooden lady figurine on the bow of wood hulled sailing ships.
2) Slang term for female wetness, the slick moistened fluid from the vagina when girls get excited.
3) Pussy juice, incorrectly defined as "maiden oil".
I hooked up with a chick the other night and she was dry as a bone, not a dop a maidenhead oil to be found.
An excretion of a sweaty thick substance from the sack area that smells sour. It can be found by twiddling your index and middle finger on your sack after not showering for days.
I had so much sack oil I could have swabbed the ball deck and made a candle. So much scrotum scum oil.
The unfortunate event when fecal residue is left around the anus and the person in question does an activity which involves great exertion. This exercise leads to sweating and consequently blends with the faeces to form a substance known as 'Bum Oil'.
Dude 1: that was a great round of tennis
Dude 2: yeah dude, but we should have stopped earlier, i've got bum oil running down my leg!
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A thin and long black mans penis. Even better if the tip is rather pointy. Lubed is a plus!
Hey Darnell. Go easy on me with your oil stick!
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A move a soccor player makes to injury or cramp a opponent. A forced plunging of the thumb or index finger into the anus
Did you see horhe check martinis oil at the game last night?
Yeah was a two dipper!
Checking oil cramped him right up.
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