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on this day if you have a boyfriend named zach you should be the good significant other and suck there pp’s
“omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp!!!”
on days that are today and you have a boyfriend named zach you should suck his pp
“Omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp”
Today is the day that urbano gets access to legend_epsilon game
today i get access best deay of my life!!
When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.
Jim did today's with Christina.