THE funniest late night talk show host right now. He's genuine, he strays from the same-ole' stuff of Conan, Jay and Dave, and he's just hilarious. It's worth staying up late to watch him.
Person 1: "Did you see Craig Ferguson last night?"
Person 2: "Nope, I watched Jay Leno."
Person 1: "Oh...Jay...that's a perfect way to waste time. Craig is an actual comedian."
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Craig McTavish was the last NHL player to not wear a helmet in a game. If you are McTavishing it means not wearing a helmet (condom) during sex.
I Craig McTavished last night, she was pretty dirty and I'll probably be visiting the clinic soon.
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host of the late late night show, spelled Craig Ferguson...
its not craig fergeson, its craig ferguson dumb ass...LRN2SPELL
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Scottish actor, author, and comedian. Hilarious, flirty, and the sexiest man alive. Has the ability to cause spontaneous orgasms, as well as Fergasms.
Friend: Come out with us, we wanna give you money and drinks and attempt to make this very night the reason for your existence.
Me: No need, I'm watching Craig Ferguson tonight.
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A place where one would have a "Jack" Party.
Hey man, you goin' to the Jack Party at Craig's House?
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