meat knot

1. The tip; or business end of the male anatomy;
2. a penis head

She rode his meat knot for an hour or so until she nutted all over him.

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meat popsicle

Term coined by Luc Besson, writer and director of "The Fifth Element", and made famous by Bruce Willis, who played the part of Korben Dallas in the movie.

Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

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weesh meat

An unusually small penis

Two high school guys are in the hot tub with two naked chicks. One of the girls asks a guy to take off his shorts and when he did, the other guy exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, THAT'S WEESH MEAT!!!"

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Meat Mustache

The act of humiliating someone so hard that there is an illusion of a penis on the victim's upper lip. Then the assailant connects all of one's fingers to their thumb and shakes it in an italian mob style with both hands. In a quite fast gesture, the assailant forms the Italian mob style hands to their upper lip and parts the invisible "meat mustache." After the process is done, the assailant must yell, MEAT MUSTACHE.

Jimmie: How's your hotdog Dean?
Dean: Pretty good. Maybe the best I have ever had.
Jimmie: *Knocks the hotdog to the ground. Performs the act.* MEAT MUSTACHE!!!!!!!
Dean: *Cries softly*

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fruit meat

tasty or delicious pussy

i bet that girl in the little black dress has fruit meat

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jock meat

The term used to describe girls that blindly fawn over jocks. (see jock) They are oblivious to the presence of guys that would otherwise suit their personalities and treat them with respect.

Typically, they are swapped backwards and forwards between the jocks; much to the delight of the said girl - proud of her false sense of escalating popularity.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think of Alice? she's cute.
Gut 2: Nah man, forget it - she's jock meat..
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad.

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Fleet Meat

1)Refers to a woman who has gotten out of Marine Corps Boot camp and entered the Fleet Marine Force.
2) Any woman in the Fleet Marine Force who tramps herself out to Male Marines on a regular basis with pride.

Hey did you see that new Private that just checked in?

Yeah man, she's got FLEET MEAT written all over her.

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