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When you've attempted the whole online dating thing (Match.com seemingly the most popular) and become worn out by the process.
I deleted my profile after going out with yet another lunatic. I need a break - I'm matched out.
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Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!
Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!
Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
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Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!
Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?
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to have an argument with someone you have never met through a common friends my space page.
I sent my buddy a message on my space and his crazy ex thinks she has to comment on it, so now the my space match is on. Current score 3-2
(Verb): To hang out with friends; chill in' out, maxin', relaxin'.
Bored today, someone hit me up so we can light some matches.
Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.
When two or more overweight people are participating in sex, the two slap their fat, saggy, tits onto each other as if they were boxing.
"Boy, last night was great. After eating at McDonalds, Stacy And I fucked and we Indiana boxing matched each other. I won."
This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.
Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.