Orange Paste

The mildy revolting taste which results from drinking a glass of orange juice directly after having brushed your teeth.

*Alex brushes teeth*

*Alex promptly goes to kitchen and drinks a glass of Orange Juice*
"Ewww, that is some serious Orange Paste"

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thermal paste

Another term for semen or cum

Dude i loaded my computer with to much thermal paste

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Penis Paste

To put toothpaste on your penis then brush a females teeth with it

My mouth is now minty fresh after using Penis Paste

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shit paste

noun. the runny, gooey, thick cream that one excretes having eaten foods upsetting to one's stomach. Such foods can include Indian, Nepalese or Mexican. Upon release of shit paste, one feels enormous relief but if done in public toilet, those in adjacent cubicles muffle a snicker as one's paste is accompanied by an egregious passing of wind (see good push).

woman: oh my lord what's that smell!?
man: sorry, love, the shit paste clung to the bowl. it didn't flush right...
woman: then what's it doing on the actual seat as well!?
man: shit happens

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past me

Any version of yourself in the past.

"I found a twenty in my back pocket, thanks past me!" "I'm so glad past me took a cab here knowing I would be too drunk to drive home." "Good thing past me packed all these warm clothes!"

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cum paste

1. to mislead by a false statement; delude.
2. to mislead or falsely persuade others;
2. to deceive

Origin: Originated from a practical joke played on the Howard Stern Show where Howard tried to convince a fan that a bit he submitted "Cum Paste" was one of the funniest things he had ever heard.

1. "Don't try to pull a cum paste over on me."

2. "C'mon guys, this is totally a cum paste."

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hate paste

semen

I covered that hoe with my hate paste... Then i slapped her in the face with my shlong

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