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The World Premier NCAA Division One Athletic Conference. This league has the finest combination of Athletic Prowness, Academic Excellence and upper class prestige in all of college sports. The Patriot league produces scholars, bussiness people, athletics, and professionals who have come to dominate and transcend contemporary American society, and by doing so elevating the prestige of the Patriot League to unfathomable heights.
Warren Buffet, Harvard Law School, Chelsea High Rise Apartments, and Walter Chroncite combined sorta come close to the prestige of the Patriot League, but nah I'm probably just biased having gone to an ACC school.
The act of intercepting another's penis, with your penis, before insertion into a vagina. This is usually done with the element of surprise.
Yo, Pat patriot missiled my dick last night right before I was gonna get balls deep in Cindy.
When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.
Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.
Patriot Day is the day when a group of individuals spend the entire day (anywhere from 11 am to 11:30 pm) at the Patriot Cinemas in East Providence, RI. Because the theater shows second run movies one can spend the entire day watching movies for less than $10.
"The government authorized Patriot Day is tomorrow! Let's plan our Patriot Day on the actual Patriot Day!"
"Yeah!"
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Patriot Logic(noun) -Patriot Logic: (noun) The art of ignoring any negative history regarding your franchise and only referring to recent success.Made famous by the New England Patriot fan base. (See Bandwagon, as well as mental midget)
Jimmy the retarded Chowdaead boldly uses his Patriot Logic
"The New England Patriots have always been the greatest foot ball team and always will be."
His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Pats were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."
"No way" says Jimmy
Look it up says Billy
"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up
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The ghetto of George Mason University. Patriot's Village (or the PV's, as they are more commonly known) resembles seedy, rundown motels and trailors located in the middle of nowhere. The area is known for it's zero security, and the residents are typically drug addicts, raging alcoholics, or poor as dirt.
Mary: I live in Patriot's Village.
Joe: I am so, so sorry for you...
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Patriots ridge consists of 3 types of people
First- the skaters. They are the cool kids who are original and awsome like jack and Rubens
Second- there is the inbred hicks who aren't actully hicks the just like to pretend to be popular by being hicks but they are inbred examples are Hanah and Jed
Third- the spots kids who are athletic and normal and cool ex Johnny, Collin and Adam who all get there dick sucked except for Adam who has no frends
And then there is jaysen who doesn't do shit
Although everyone is different everyone gets along and the are sick
Patriots ridge is Hanna and Jed an making babies and looking at trucks
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