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won't stay in one fucking palce
Mario done got pissed when that bitch Princess Peach wasn't there so he could lay pipe (get it? He's a plumber).
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(N.) Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom. (somewhere in North America)
Statistics:
Age: somewhere in her twenties
Height: 5'6"
Hair: Reddish-Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Cup Size: to be determined...
Mario, you've got to save Princess Peach again!
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A peach fish is the term used for an especially tasty and beautiful vagina, inside and out. It is especially attractive and often times rather moist.
A peach fish is the "ideal" vagina
Benji wanted to put his penis into her peach fish.
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The fictional "Mackinaw peach" from Oregon which is ripe for only two weeks a year, according to Kramer from the sitcom, "Seinfeld".
Kramer: well there in!
Jerry: whats in?
Kramer: the mackinaw peaches Jerry! the mackinaw peaches!
Jerry: oh, right, the ones from Oregon that are only ripe for two week a year?
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Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.
Instead of:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!
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An endearing term to describe the unique beauty and sweetness of a Southern girl from the state of Georgia.
(While I was passing through the town of Rentz, Ga. I met the most wonderful Georgia peach!)
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A princess with long blond hair, has a crush on a plumber, and every other day she is kidnapped by a giant fire breathing turtle.
Toad: Man we realy need to get better securoty....
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