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When a woman gets a "golden shower" after a "cream pie"
She got 5 golden Pearl's in one night!
The male equivalent of Blue Waffle disease often found in female genitalia, common symptoms that effect men include swollen and often pale wart-like growths on the testicals, hence, Pearl Bag
Ahhh lad he had to swerve work, his bollocks kicked off like a bad Pearl Bag, even the doctor can't be arsed
The most caring, loyal and trustworthy person you will ever meet, the best friend you could ever have! She is shy with people she doesn't know, but is really a super crazy, hyper and happy person. Is usually positive, but some things can bring her down.
Is a amazing person to know and be around loves to make other laugh but don't take her kindness for granted cause she is crazy and loving at the same time . Has most likely been hurt by someone close to her but still tries to love like she has never been hurt.
The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She enjoys trouble making. She knows how to get what she wants,how,when,where she wants it.
Her smile etches itself in your memory and will make you smile whenever you recall it. As her name implies,she is more precious and rare to find than gold and diamond. There is usually only one in existence. When you fall in love with a Laura-pearl never let her go because you would never find anyone as unique and perfect as she is.
"Do you know who Laura-pearl is?" "She's my babe!"
Two gentlemen are at a table in an Italian restaurant.
Mitchell: Do you see that girl over there?
Ross: The brunette one, with an Italian look on her?
Mitchell: Yeah, she looks kinda like a goddess
Ross: She's ridiculously beautiful.........
Mitchell: And classy......and smart....and.......I'm getting her number. I'll bet she's a Laura-pearl.
Ross: Yeah........I bet.
A beautiful but sensitive girl with a great heart and a great writer
Julia Pearl is my best friend and she’s great at writing.
The product of grains of sand being embedded in the vagina for a long period of time formed naturally like a real pearl would form in a clam. A real sign of maturity in women.
Most women arn't ready to drop their cooch pearl until their mid 20s or 30s.
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Clitoris, the female sex organ most senstive to stimulation.
Find the pink pearl and you're one step closer to getting your woman to orgasm.
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Derived from the popular pearl necklace in which a man ejaculates on a woman's neck, a pearl moustache consists of a man depositing semen on a woman's upper lip, creating a pearly-white moustache of sorts.
This act requires a deft control of one's wang in order to not just perform your average facial. Only the most talented of wangsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.
Inexperienced wangsman: Yeah so I attempted a pearl moustache last night on Tayfondah and I couldn't move fast enough. What a mess it was!
Experienced wangsman: n00b...
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