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When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!
"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"
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The most honest a person can be and most honest you can possibly get! EVER!
I Love you.
Penguin honest??
Penguin Honest :)
When a video taken by an i-Phone in vertical portrait mode is stretched horizontally to fit the aspect ratio making people look like penguins.
Hey dude! You i-Penguined a video again in your Facebook timeline!
Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers.
Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?
Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!
Mickey Rourke: Is she now?
Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.
Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.
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When you're suddenly & out of nowhere, swarmed by a pile of men in tuxedos. Can be used, depending on emphasis, as a statement of shock, or an insult to the well-dressed gentlemen.
You see 'Black & Gold' by Sam Sparro? It's a total penguin attack, like, halfway through!
When your dick is sort of hard but you can't achieve a full erection because it's too cold out.
Dude, Mary and I were totally going to fuck in the back seat but it's January and I was sporting a total chubby penguin.
When you piss with a boner and sneeze
“Dude I woke up this morning and I was shotgunning a penguin”