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When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!
"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"
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Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers.
Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?
Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!
Mickey Rourke: Is she now?
Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.
Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.
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When you're suddenly & out of nowhere, swarmed by a pile of men in tuxedos. Can be used, depending on emphasis, as a statement of shock, or an insult to the well-dressed gentlemen.
You see 'Black & Gold' by Sam Sparro? It's a total penguin attack, like, halfway through!
When your dick is sort of hard but you can't achieve a full erection because it's too cold out.
Dude, Mary and I were totally going to fuck in the back seat but it's January and I was sporting a total chubby penguin.
When you piss with a boner and sneeze
“Dude I woke up this morning and I was shotgunning a penguin”
The uncomfortable and visually peculiar method of walking that one must utilize after being on the receiving end of anal sex.
Oh man, look at that penguin waddle! Shana must've been rammed hard last night.
The most honest a person can be and most honest you can possibly get! EVER!
I Love you.
Penguin honest??
Penguin Honest :)