no penny tax

In kids' games, no do-overs. If called right after choosing sides, selecting who's it, who goes first or the like, it prevents the other side from trying to redo.

Confined to New York, maybe even just Brooklyn and Staten Island.

. . . and you are not it. Tony, you're it. NO PENNY TAX. (Tony is it. Period.)

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penny nipples

When a guy has such man boobs, His nipples go 'inverted' and it's like little penny slot's like at the arcade where his nipples should be.

Dude, you see that fat shit over there in the swimming pool? He has man boobs!
dude, he has penny nipples

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penny method

Form of birth control in which it is okay to have sex as long as the woman squeezes a penny between her knees.

My parents used the penny method, I have thirteen brothers and sisters.

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texas penny

one hundred American dollars

Moe: I bet you a hundred dollars I can beat you at arm wrestling
Texan: A Texas penny it is

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hairy penny

when she has her period and also a hairy vagina

"damn i was trying to hook up with that girl but she had a hairy penny, i'll deal with one or the other but not at the same time"

penny test

The Penny Test is used to determine the health status of a vagina. Insert penny into slot. If the penny comes out tarnished or discolored, run.

I used The Penny Test on a hooker, and when I pulled the penny out it was tarnished. I put my pants back on and told her to leave.
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Penny Potting

'A person which inserts as many pennies and other forms of currency into the anus for pleasure and takes pride for it.'
It is typical among the male fans of Justin Bieber and One Direction and is classed as a sport in the following countries: United States of America, China, United Kingdom, North Korea, Sweden and Germany.

While watching Justin Bieber's music video for 'Baby', young Alfie was penny potting and squeezed a new record of 19 coins into his ass.