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Male who acts strangely with a weird aroma, who you believe to be on a government register.
"I’m sure I’ve seen that pervy pete on Crimewatch”
“Call the police I can’t find my baby and I’ve just seen pervy pete leave the building”
Pete: “if you want I’ll babysit for you tonight”
Normal Person: “Fuck off or I’ll stab you in the eye and get the old bill on you. And how the hell did you get into my house?”
Pete: “oh haven’t you got a cute kid”
Translation:” I’m gonna eat your baby”
Pete: “I’m in the mood for a good night out and a bit of romance”
Translation: “I’m gonna break into your house tonight, kill your cat and drink its blood and then rape your mum”
Pete: “I watched this really good documentary last night”
Translation: “I finally got that web cam working in your bedroom”
“Hey man did you just fart?”
“No, pete just came in”
Pete: “I love my mum”
Translation: “I keep her body under the bed”
Pete: “Me and my dad get on so well”
Translation: “He taught me how to groom kids and not leave any evidence behind”
Pete: “Don’t you just love the smell of rain?”
Translation: “BATH TIME!”
Pete: “Hey luv its been 3 months since we started seeing each other, shall we go out and celebrate”
Girlfriend: “Look, I don’t know who you are or where you came from, I swear I won’t tell the police just please untie me and let me see my mum, I only went out for some milk”.
Pete: “I love Halloween”
Translation: “Chereece has her birthday on Halloween and there are lots of young kids wandering the street”
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The bassist in Fall Out Boy.
1. Amazingly talented.
2. Writes equally amazing lyrics.
3. Very sweet.
4. Great personality.
5. Did I mention that he's extremely hot?
Pete Wentz is awesome.
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awesome bassist and incredible writer of the pop punk/emo band fall out boy
"Tonight the headphones will deliver you the words that I can't say." "Wear me like a locket around your throat. I'll weigh you down, I'll watch you choke. You look so good in blue." "I've seen sinking ships go down with more grace than you."
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The funniest man you will ever have the privilege of watching! He is an SNL comedian and his stand up is comedic gold. His acting career is taking off in a big way with films such as The Dirt, Jesus Rolls, Big Time Adolescence and the King of Staten Island.
Idiot: Pete Davidson is only relevant because he dated... (interrupted rudely)
Highly educated person: STFU
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pedophile who looks at children walk pass his house wearing the same blue dressing gown
pedo pete is like herbert the pervert
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A lookalike of Krusty the Klown
"Who's this?"
*part blown Krusty balloon*
"Arr! That be Handsome Pete!"
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When a guy &/or girl makes a move on someone passed out.
Last night after that chick passed out he tried to sneaky pete her.
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