Doesn't give a fuck about your name. Or you in general.
Newest trend: show us what means your name in the urban dictionary
Philip Michael: Doesn't give a fuck.
His name is Philip
He wrote this poem just to show it
And he, just turned nine.
You can write rhymes but
You can't write his
Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
The fat guy smash his cousin in Must be a colton Philips
The SECOND best biology teacher to ever exist
“Wow, Paula Philips is so good at teaching biology!!!”
He is the first child of Eliza and Alexander Hamilton, He was shot in a duel by George Eacker when he was only nineteen years old.
Person1 : Philip Hamilton deserved so much better!
Person2: I know! I can't believe that he died only because George Eacker can't count to ten!
Similar to Poe's Law, this was coined by popular Youtuber 3kliksphilip
"The best way to get attention, is to be a dick"
Refers to moments on the internet where being a dick baits a response from people, such as celebrities on social media. Similar to "there's no such thing as bad publicity"
Philip's Law in action with a celebrity:
1: Stfu you fag what do you know
2: *Long winded response telling them to not be a dick*
1: OMG you repsoned I'm your biggest fan