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Ideas before going to sleep that you realize are ridiculous the next day.
Dood 1- Damn i was sure i wanted to start selling coke today and get this benzo but i got mad shit to do.
Dood 2- Well maybe you should cut the pillow thoughts and get a jerb.
A. A person who has dedicated their life to the art of comfort, and detests bitch ass down pillows with no support.
B. Someone who has accomplished many sexual endeavors, thus bringing them in contact with a large quantity of pillows at varying levels of quality.
A: The MyPillow guy is a modern Pillow Connoisseur.
B. The MyPillow guy became a Pillow Connoisseur by clapping cheeks for decades.
Fat under chin A.K.A turkey gobble or double chin
My barbie pillow is getting bigger
In which Men think that girls are hanging around in their bras and panties and start throwing pillows at eachother progressivly getting more violent until bras rip off and turns in to wrestling on the ground in mud. Though how the females end up outside in the dirt no one is quite sure it does seem to happen.
Women know that this is most definatly not how it goes but we like to let guys think it does anyway. Whenever they aren't looking.
Bob: Hey Joe, Tammy is having a sleepover tonight wanna go sneak over and see if they have a pilow fight?
Joe: Oh man yea!! those are so hot!!
Tammy: oh yea you should've seen the pillow fight we had over at Callies 2 weeks ago...that was hot
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1: usually in reference to a male who while being anally punished, takes to biting down on the pillow in an attempt to muffle the cries of horrific gay pleasure.
2:Can also be used for certain obliging ladies who enjoy the brown being potted after the pink.
1:Barrymore.
2:my girlfriend Carly.
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A woman, usually in a of a curious/bisexual context, who wants to experience pleasure from oral sex, but who is unwilling to reciprocate.
Jane: All Jill ever does when we have sex is just lay back and have me do all the work. She is such a pillow princess!
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A pillow used during a period of intense hormone production.
Lucas didn't feel like masturbating , so he used his hump pillow.
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