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The name for the laugh that is made when men see something so hilarious on Urban Dictionary that it makes them scream in a voice so high that they automatically ejaculate at the same time.
Dragonforce:
"The greatest power metal band in the Universe. Worship them.
These solos make ejaculation unavoidable. "
*Bob in epic high pitched laughing phase*: "HAAAAAA!!!!! HAAAAAA!!!!! HAAAAAAAA!!!! XD XDXDROFLOLOLFOLMAOXDLOLOLOLOLPEN0RXDLOLROFL!!!!"
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To take a crap of immense length or girth.
Damn after that chinese buffett I gotta pitch a mega-loaf!
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When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.
"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"
"Dude! You getting it in?"
"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."
this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.
Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.
When you douse your arm in gasoline, light it, then fist fuck a cow in the fields of Trenary.
"I got wasted last night and gave my cow a Trenary Pitch Fork"
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Masturbating, usually refering to a male
I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.
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Pitching From The Grave - PITCHING - as in a sales pitch, selling someone on a product, convincing people to buy the crap your selling that they don't need.
FROM THE GRAVE - past tense your dead, buryed, and gone, no longer with the living.
PITCHING FROM THE GRAVE - Still convincing people with a sales pitch so they buy the crap your selling after you are dead and buryed.
Holy crap man I bought some oxyclean last night from Billy Mays, I can't belive thad dude is still Pitching From The Grave!
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