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act of sucking a dick and or jacking it off... it's a pirate term of course but who cares, used commonly now adays by renegade pirates O.o....
hey there matey, wanna wax the plank?
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Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
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This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
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To beat your dick (not literally) Or to receive a handjob by somebody.
Yo I’m boutta go yank the plank I’ll be right back.
This girl yanked my plank last night, it was great.
The act of planking on a female while having an intimate moment, it could be watching a romantic comedy or getting freaky. Results vary greatly.
Roger: Dude I went Skank Planking on Cindy last night.
Eric: Sweet, how did she react?
Roger: She bit my calf...
To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.
Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!