The bulbous nose commonly found on european men with exceptionally bad mulletsβ¦
They must have the mullet - otherwise they are just schloppengangers
"Yo Chris, checkout the dude with the retro haircut in the David Hasselhoff chaps, what a nasal masterpieceβ¦I shall call him Schloppen plum"
4π 3π
Everyoneβs favourite childhood nan
Imma grow wings and buy some plums
Nanny plum on yall
4π 2π
Another word for nut sack
Susan loved sucking on Tom's meat plums
3π 2π
Chilling one's erect penis on ice for the purpose of giving one's lover a cold sensation upon penetration.
My dick got numb from the ice packs, but when i gave her the ol' plum popsicle she screamed like banshee.
2π 1π
When something is PERFECT. Imagine biting into the most tasty, juicy, just right plum. Perfection.
"man, this summer weather is just plum level!"
"mate, dat booty" *winks* "plum level"
2π 1π