zipper lickin pond lizard

Female that tends to hangout around ponds or lakes where groups of males tend to gather drink and fish,these females tend to be cum dumpsters for these men and don't care if the are in a relationship!

That woman is a zipper lickin pond lizard.

Throw cake in't pond

To defecate/excrete faeces/have a turd. Must be said in a northern accent

"Bah eck lass that were some crackin' beef, after all that im off to throw cake in't pond"

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Neguntatogue Creek Pond

A pond in Lindenhurst, New York right off of Irmisch Ave.
Watch out for the geese!

Person 1: "Hey, I'm gonna go to Neguntatogue Creek Pond later. Wanna come?"

Person 2: "Negu...Negunt...t...frog? What?"

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Across the pond

When you have a sex puddle in your bed so you can't get close you gotta reach across the pod to touch her.

We were laying there, post coitus, and I had to reach across the pond to give rubs.

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Stock the pond with brown trout

Drop a deuce, make a bowel movement, take a number 2. Along the lines of drop some kids off at the pool, have a brown baby boy, etc. Created by yours truly after watching a particular South Park episode.

I'll be right back, have to go stock the pond with brown trout.

White butter belly pond

Semen ejaculated into the belly button.

When i was done she had a white butter belly pond.

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throw stones into a still pond

to disturb the peace.

It does not behove anyone to throw stones into a still pond.

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