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Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.
1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.
MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!
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A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top
I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!
Vomit, upchuck, doing the technicolor yawn, etc...
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This is a rather simple action performed on an average family dog. Four or more men line up and "make their mayo" all over the dog. After a while, the liguid hardens and the dog appears to be made out of fine chinese porcelain.
Sparky was really a fun loving dog until we gave him the Porcelain Puppy Dog , en la casa de Anderson.
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The act of positioning numerous porcelain dolls in sexual, absurd positions around someones house during a party. Often located in places that will be found long after the party is finished, like in freezers and showers. This act is done completely out of good fun, and just hoping to get a good laugh from other people.
Guy 1: The party was getting pretty boring, so we made some porcelain doll sex scenes around the house. But the homeowner got kind of pissed off.
guy 2: Hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?
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When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.
Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."
Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
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Term used to describe any burger joint that is housed in a white, porcelain building. Applicable to places like White Castle, or many of the older burger joints in white buildings.
Let's find a good porcelain palace and get some sliders for lunch.
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