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An enclosed patio attached to a house.
Don't let the dog out in the yard; it's raining. Just let him play in the porch room.
A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.
Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.
Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.
Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.
Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.
I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.
Sweaty, hillbilly areolae, glistening in the sun on Meemaw’s front porch.
Boy, get on in here and put a shirt on, lest you put your porch nipples on display for the whole world to see.
Gurl, your new haircut looks great. I am in love with that top porch!