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When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.
Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.
A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.
Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
A pig that somehow has the intelligence to play Minecraft, yet is stupid enough to bot Hypixel Duels and somehow never get banned for it.
Person 1: Have you heard of that pig that just installed Duck Dueller for Minecraft?
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.
A pork belly is a country alcoholic kind of guy that eats too much
John's pork belly is popping out of his buttoned shirt.
That gross slimy meat on your chicken or whatever. It’s not fat it’s meat but....slimy
I got a glob of hankle pork... that’s nasty