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A snarky way of insulting someone or something ( usually a performer) .
Billy : "waw that band was lame "
Joe : "yea they're huge in portland. "
The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.
I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.
When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.
OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!
A fenthead or other drug user who roams the Portland streets terrorizing the public
“Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on Graigslist”
A fenthead or drug user most commonly found in Old Town Portland
“Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on graigslist”