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A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"
1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.
2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.
Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."
" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.
CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
Presents that have no thought behind it. This usually comes in the form of gift cards & money. The person who give these as presents often do not know what the reciever likes, and simply gives them the "choice" to get "whatever they want".
Best Buy, Target, & Kohls gift cards, and $100.... man, all I got this year were Blank presents.
A presenter who is also a bit of a potato
The presentation was okay, but the guy delivering it was a bit of a presentator
A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.
I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.
Shaking the buttock quickly in an up and down motion with the hips, spreading the shaker's "cheeks" to present the anus, often to hypnotized onlookers. This is done repeatedly, mostly on all fours, in a frog-like position. More professional presenters are able to deliver said movement while in a sumo style (wide) stance standing. The Poop Shute Presentation can be abbreviated to it's more common street/bedroom/pool party name of "PCP".
1) Mildred was shocked to see a young woman doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in front of the hams in the meat section at Vons.
2) Women were hypnotizing the boys doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) at the clubs in Miami. The boys were making it rain for them.
3) Becky took me to the VIP room to do the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in private, but I left 'cause she was nasty.