purple prick

Every part of what a prick is but with the word purple, Usually used as an insult to a person wearing purple, purple hair, most clothing items. (Does not require person to wear purple)

Danm, that purple prick won't stop lying! I can see right through him!

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Captain’s Prick

A variation of Captain’s Pick, which in the original definition, is an unqualified and unknown/untested guy who is plucked from obscurity (by the head honchos) and helicoptered into a role within a work team, which is way, way out of his league.

This same guy, has neither been peer accepted or consulted-passed - nor will he ever be, coz he is so developmentally challenged that he will never progress, yet still enjoys the privilege of patronage by the top brass.

That’s the original definition, but the pun version (Captain’s Prick) has this same guy having the added dimensions of being obnoxious to the team, never contributing to team effort and what’s more…. he dogs others to the Captain just to get himself and the charade (of his competency) ahead!

All these, while never being made to be accountable for anything himself, coz he is inexplicably endorsed from above (due to the nature of his appointment) and so he is allowed to remain the way he is, indefinitely.

So much so that the others, either start leaving the job or have fantasies of leaving or at worse… have disturbing fantasies of overpowering him and hog tying him up and dumping him into a giant vat upon firewood and setting it to boil (muahahahaha!).

The big bosses at my GF’s workplace not long ago, ushered in “Jason” into the role of Team Manager- he is an untested nobody whose last position was as a mailroom boy.

But he has a glib tongue which convinces the top brass that he is made for greater things.

Jason turns out to be a real Captain’s Prick.

Due to his incompetence, unhelpfulness, nastiness and treachery, he has upset so many people that just last month, within the space of just one week: Jan, Steven, Cynthia, Robert and Melissa all quit in disgust.

Now there is just 2 left in the team - my GF being one of them - she comes home crying to me every night!

Jurasic Prick

Older male who should of retired already, usually in charge or thinks he's in charge and likes to give people a hard time.

"Hey Joe, who are you working for this week?" Joe says " I'm working in accounting for that Jurasic Prick."

pigeon prick

1. A really dirty and small penis. dirty penis
2. A person that acts like a total retard.
3. A homeless man that lives in the park and his only friends are the pigeons.

1. Oh my god Jess, when dan dropped his pants he had a total pigeon prick!
2. Dude, quit acting like a goddamn pigeon prick!
3. Homeless Harry is the biggest pigeon prick I ever saw!

prick factor

The motivating factor that drives men to do or not do something that they secretly abhor or dread. Failing to perform this duty will make you a prick, and the fallout will be worse than the actual sacrifice.

I was up against the prick factor, so I went ahead and took her to see "Sex and the City" even though it made me want to puke.

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step prick

"someone who is not your dad and controls your life and everything around it", butch wardeska

my step prick was a real dick

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ice prick

A guy who is emotionally cold about whom he has sex with. Might not even recall their names.

Bill told me he has had a lot of belly down dates lately. I asked Bill about how much he had been hooking up and what were their names. He couldn't remember...he is such an ice prick.

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