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Fictional, durable, and protective huggies for babies living in extreme environments.
Bullet Proof Huggies for babies living in the ghetto, for their personal safety, happiness, and well-being.
Old saying meaning basically "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" It is slightly different because it is geared more toward parents who think their children can do wrong yet they are major bitches just like their children are being accused of behaving.
person 1:Jessicas mom yelled at my mom for telling her to stop sleeping around.
person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?
person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding
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Phrase used to describe a factual situation where one is 100% sure they are correct. The proof part is just the evidence that eventually leads to trooF.
Hey Chuck, my nuts are the biggest in da world and I got proof of da trooF.
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A one night stand that just happened cause you were drunk asf
1: Damn man, I had another 80 proof guest last night at my place.
2: dude you need to stop drinking thst much
A great invention that allows for guilt-free rawdawgging, fire-proof dick provides men with invisible protection against STD's and pregnancy. *Rarely used
Guy: "Ay Logan you been rawdawggin lately?"
Rawdawg champ: "Pshh what you think mayne?"
Guy: "Good thing you got that fire-proof dick"
Rawdawg champ: "...(smiles)"
Guy: "You didn't use it did you?"
Rawdawg champ: "It takes all the fun out of it. I like having that little 'challenge'.."
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A horse that is very well trained and calm, that isn't easily spooked. Term originated for Military horses who must be "bomb-proof" so they don't spook at the sound of a bomb/gun/etc.
Children's riding ponies often must be bomb-proof because kids tend to run and jump and make loud noises--all things that might scare an ordinary horse and cause him to hurt somebody.
My old mare Goldie was a bomb-proof horse-- We could drive the tractor right past her and she wouldn't even flinch!
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Used when a picture has been given as proof but you feel you need more proof or you just want to win an argument.
Guy: Dude you are so gay!
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.