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Taking a used urinal cake and huffing it to get massively high. It makes your inner spiritual awareness feel like it’s stemming from some sort of pressure feeling in your asshole.
I went to the local dive and started pucking… I’m higher then a giraffe’s pussy.
URBAN WAY TO ADRESS SOMETHING BORING...
THIS MOVIE IS SO PUCKING BORING...
When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.
"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."
Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.
Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?
“Suck my knob!”
Dude, are you done in the bathroom? I ate so much Chinese food, bro, I’m about to drop the puck!!
Get outta the shitter, dude, I’m about to drop the puck!!!