Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.
Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.
The male version of puck bunnies
Person 1: yo hockey girls are so hot man
Person 2: ur such a puck rabbit!
When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
Taking a used urinal cake and huffing it to get massively high. It makes your inner spiritual awareness feel like it’s stemming from some sort of pressure feeling in your asshole.
I went to the local dive and started pucking… I’m higher then a giraffe’s pussy.
URBAN WAY TO ADRESS SOMETHING BORING...
THIS MOVIE IS SO PUCKING BORING...
When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.
"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."
Someone who hoards the puck in ice hockey, wanting to shine solo but impeding group play. Someone whose individualism trumps the collective good.
She's such a puck eater, it's all about her, and now we're down 3 rankings in team sales for this month because she wouldn't share any of her leads.