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sphincter pudding

Feces with the consistency of pudding, Also, a queer's favorite desert, especially after a main course of semen.

Lee, you fag! Is that sphincter pudding all over your face???

by Billy B November 20, 2006

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party pudding

A big shit you take the night after some serious heavy drinking. The pile left in the toilet resembles a big bowl of chocolate pudding. Usually smell is so bad the person producing the pudding starts to gag.

Party host: dude, what the hell is that smell? Did you slaughter a wild animal or something?

Hungover dude: no dude. I just unloaded a monster batch of party pudding. Any idea what I drank last night? Holly shit, I about knocked myself out with my own stench.

by Squillacky November 27, 2013


protein pudding

Yet another word for semen; oftentimes this word's connotation is preferred when trying to cajole a woman into digesting the fluid, as the word intrinsically boasts its high nutritional content.

Bill Cosby became quite upset when he realized that his jigglers had been replaced with protein pudding.

by Viagra Falls July 5, 2008


Pat That Pudding

Slap dat ass

ooomf I wanna pat that pudding!

by ughlolokaybye March 17, 2015


Shit-Pudding

Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.

Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit-Pudding commercials already!

Mom, I haven't had a shit in days. Do we have any Jamie Lee Shit-Pudding?

by KellsBellsOhYeah July 23, 2010


Shit Pudding

Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.

Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit Pudding commercials already! It's just a fucking bowel movement!

Mom, I haven't had a good shit in days. Do we have any of that Activia Shit Pudding?

by KellsBellsOhYeah July 28, 2010


Street pudding

All kinds of drugs

You got that good street pudding?

by Larry DonkBonkers October 19, 2020