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Asphalt Rangers

Male or female. Activist protesting the fashion-obsessed decadence of city life by wearing backpacking gear.
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,

walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,

Asphalt Rangers prefer athletic bras to victoria's secret and hiking boots to sneakers, denim to silk, quality and durability are always mode important than being fashionable.

by food court druides November 21, 2010


Ranger/bug

Ranger/bug is a person that is a honest bitch

Man! That person is a Ranger/bug so honest all the time! What a bitch.

by Ilikemen20001 July 15, 2021


anus ranger

A stupid, ignorant person who is insensitive and clumsy. Moronic, idiotic, generally dumb asshole.

You anus ranger! That cigarette butt damn near hit my face!

by Clockworkz March 29, 2007


Garforth Rangers

The greatest football team of all time. A squad of wod class players Except Theo Rivers when he takes corners.

Garforth Rangers are the best football team in division 4.

by SQUILLIUM MORMAN February 2, 2022


Minty Ranger

One of the funniest girls you will ever meet. She is so fun to be around and will do literally anything just for a bit of fun. She is super pretty and I love her freckles. This girl could be a model as she has the face and body for it.

“Woah Minty Ranger is looking mint today” said Rafa
“Stop obsessing over her Rafa Azizi you literally made an urban dictionary definition because you’re so obsessed” replied Joe
“Calm down we all know you both like her but not as much as we love her” chanted Aryan and David in unison!

by littlebumsmacker December 31, 2022


power ranger

5 people, either 3 guys and 2 girls, or 1 girl and 4 guys, all transformed into a different colored uniforms, each armed with their own weapons, and have their own zords/mechas. Originally from Japan as Sentai.

Kyouryuu Sentai Zyuranger-Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

by ChoujinkiMetalder February 5, 2005

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Power Ranger

1. A Group of teens who used to run around in colorful suits and hop in massive machines to defeat fictional monkeys, pigs, etc. (TAKEN FROM JAPANESE NONSENSE ENTERTAINMENT USED TO KEEP OVERLY HYPERACTIVE CHILDREN BUSY WHILE PARENTS DO OTHER THINGS LIKE LIVE, EAT, BREATHE, AND HAVE INTIMATE RELATIONS FOR THE BRIEF DURATION OF THE SHOW!)

2. A person, can be male or female, who tries to jump in and save the day when there's really no purpose of it. Playing superhero!

3. One who hops in the conversation trying to look right, but instead comes out looking EVEN dumber than prior to his commentation.

1. Mighty Morphing Power Rangers

2. Billy and Tommy play basketball and get into a confrontation with D-Bo and his crew. "Stop messing with them," yells Brice from down the road "why you always picking on them boys anyway?". **END RESULT** Brice gets jumped by D-Bo and CO....*Later on* "Thats what you get trying to play Power Ranger", says Billy.

3. Mike: Yo, I'm goin to the store and grab me a coke, yall want something?
Greg: Yeah, get me some Pork Rinds and a 2 liter Pepsi.
Lonnie: (to Greg) You don't need no Pork!!
Greg: It aint actual Pork, you Power Ranger!

by Cristobal Martin March 17, 2006

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