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1. (The common descriptive definition) This word is sadly overused, but in the correct situation as in the example below, this is the only suitable word and it accurately and sometimes hilariously describes the situation. . . . Perhaps saying something is a non sequitur can be used in place of random in some instances.
**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.
Teacher in front of the entire school: Good morning. How is everybody today? Good? Good! Today we are here to talk about life insurance, so let me introduce our guest Mr. Bob Fowler.
Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .
Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?
Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?
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a person you do not know and have never known who still talks to you
Random:hey do u kno where the train station is im running late and have to be at the city by 5 o clock
John:nope
Random:k thankyou anyway
Craig:dude who was that?
John:just sum random
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a stranger. something unfamiliar
so where did you meet this random?
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When does it happen? ...When does what happen? IT! Oh. That. No, those! Who? THAT! That's not what I meant. I asked second! Go burn in hell, slim jim. ...What was the question again? Screw flanders? Scew flanders.
celia_dah_walrus: Ask me if I'm a truck! ASK ME IF I'M A TRUCK!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!
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Twelve monkeys dancing on a pink trampoline whilst singing "Louie, Louie" and drinking banana daquiris. Also, Snoop Dogg is playing the bongos and discussing physics with Albert Einstein and Fred Durst in the corner of the lunchroom, eating pie, cheddar cheese, and dung beetles.
Random random random random DUCK random random random FUCK random random.
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Suprising, but usually awsome:)
*2 people talking about school*
Person 1: Want a doughnut?
Person 2: Wow that was random!
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This was once used as a compliment to a person of how random they can be. In chatrooms often you get a rondomer who will say the most random thing possible to get noticed.
Randomer:I love to cook pie on my dogs fart vapour
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