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Origin:The Character Originally comes from a book named "Raymond's Run", bye Toni Cade Bambara, where a girl named Squeaky, takes care of her disabled older brother named Raymond, who has a growth disability.
Raymond Moment, a term created by Sawyer Rüzgar Atalay, means that when one does something or feels like they did something a retarded person would do.
Example 1: Jimmy, who got a bad grade on his math test, even though he studied for it, had a big Raymond Moment, and felt it too.
Example 2: When Jack forgor 💀 his school schedule, even though he has been in the school for five months, is having a Raymond Moment
Example 3: Laura forgor💀 her Laptop that she had to bring to work, which was a certified Raymond Moment, since she needed it for work/
Raymond's Mustache is a God tier entity which has assimilated with Raymond's upper lip. This mustache is in fact sentient and has partial control over Raymond's actions, thoughts, and decisions. The mustache has existed long before Raymond has been alive, however, Raymond is the mustache's favorite host thus far. This mustache's biological trail can be traced back to the early 18th century, its first host was Black Beard.
The Biology
The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
Man, that thing is stronger than Raymond's Mustache
A utter puff who’s existence depends on desecrating little kids. He is 6”3 and shadow dark he will eat you if you look at him wrong and use Nigerian Voodoo to cleanse all of Africa’s water after sacrificing Bryleigh’s nudes to an omnipotent god
I will Raymond Ugboko you mate
He a bitch
Ramen Raymond an ugly ass motherfucker is racist
That fucking bitch vice principal that likes to give you detention and suspensions for doing absolutely nothing!
“Hi ms Raymond” -greg
“Stop talking back! You get iss now!” -ms Raymond
a super cool guy and a huge cock!
wow brett raymond made tonight genuine
An amazing awesome person. Very athletic gorgos eyes and amazing hair. Super duper cute. Has amazing clothes shoes and socks. The most funniest person in America.