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Seller's remorse

Seller's remorse, is the feeling of regret right after you breakup with someone, when you think you may have made a mistake.

After I broke up with Trisha I missed the feel of her breasts and wanted to call her up, but I shook that off as seller's remorse

by Daniel Zev May 7, 2011

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Troll remorse

When a troll gets owned HARD by another troll, that the butthurt is too much to handle and the former troll goes around the internet looking to apologize to its victims

Troll: "I'm so sorry!!!!"

Victim: " troll remorse is clear, you got owned hard and everyone saw it"

Troll: " I can't live on this planet anymore"

by runoutofnames January 13, 2013

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Conversational Remorse

Illiterate tween's rendition of esprit d'escalier; also, the feeling you get if ever you find yourself talking to a "digital native" millennial who's blithely ignorant about the physical world or events that occurred before 2005.

When Amanda began to recount the top trending memes and emoji from her Instavine twit-feed I was stricken with pangs of conversational remorse.

by Statler/Waldorf December 13, 2015

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whore's remorse

When a woman has had sex with so many guys, she becomes a good woman and goes above and beyond the norm to do things for her new/latest man.

"Did you hear about Stacy? I thought her and Tom broke up after he caught her cheating on him, but I heard she's been good the last few years and even bought him a Benz."

"Whore's remorse bro. Whore's remorse."

by Ronnie C Rouse October 28, 2014

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sharer's remorse

The deep sense of regret that washes over you when you realize that youโ€™ve shared something stupid on social media; especially prone are those who share articles before reading them.

Sharer's remorse washed over him as he realized that he was one of the first people to share a fake-news story that went viral.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

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Haircut Remorse

A haircut that you end up hating and wish you did't get.

The barber cut too much.
You have a case of haircut remorse.

by LooooLOOO December 16, 2015

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Folder's Remorse

When a player folds in Texas Hold 'Em, only to watch as the common cards are turned to reveal what would have been a winning hand.

Damn, man! I folded my 2-6, only to have the 3, 4, and 5 come out on the flop.

Dude, you have folder's remorse.

by Kevman9999 August 5, 2010

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