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1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.
the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef
1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.
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A sexual position, where a woman wears a strap on penis. She penetrates a man from behind, while masterbating him.
Last night I had a date with the hot redhead from cubical 69, we were roasting chicken, and my mind was totally blown !
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A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.
Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.
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possibly the best creation to come from england
it consists of;
a huge joint of meat usually; beef, lamb, pork or chicken.
roast potatoes, cooked in fat which makes them incredibly tasty and crispy.
yorkshire pudding, beautiful creation.
vegetables, often cauliflower cheese, peas, carrots, leeks in a cheese sauce topped with bread crumbs.
many people pour gravy onto this dinner, this accompanies it wonderfully.
my grandma cooks a superb roast dinner on a sunday
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Emasculation of a man, by a woman.
Dude bro, that bitch is really roasting the beans!
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Having sexual intercourse with a dead English man.
Man, that dry roast last night was amazing!
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To roast someone by omission. Generally without them knowing they've been roasted.
"Did you see that congratulations email Lindsay sent? Yeah she totally Ghost Roasted Bryan and Michael by leaving them off! Sucks to suck."