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robot priest

The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.

Wow! My robot priest is cool. He is smart and my butt doesn't hurt.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

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robot emoji

1. The neutral, harmless emoji you send to a person you don’t want to talk to, leaving them endlessly confused as to what it means

2. The emoji you send to a friend to tell them that you don’t want to watch movies with robots

Rob sent the robot emoji to his friend Bob, leaving Bob unable to respond

by Supercalifragelousdicexpialodo September 19, 2020

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robot jokes

not funny.

Matt's robot jokes are not funny.

by captaingeech March 27, 2019


Gang, Robot

The act of a white girl getting gangbanged by 100+ robots from the movie "I, Robot" and/or Will Smith. Also known as a gangbot.

Guy 1: Damn, she got a fat ass. I'm trynna see that bitch get gang, robot'ed by tha gang.
Guy 2: Yee, I'd love to see a gangbot on that bitch.

by bwoyah January 13, 2022


Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013


human-robot

someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions

This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.

by enimm13 August 12, 2015


Japanese Robot

When a bro grabs a chicks hand and works her hand on his bro's dick.

Its like a dutch rudder but you add a girl and it becomes the non homo dutch rudder..... Japanese Robot

by Goostaders May 10, 2011