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Harry Potter: RON GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Ron Weasley: Okay harry :(
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A kid who is a fellow Gryffindor student at Hogwarts and best friend of Harry Potter. He is very funny, but can be quite slow sometimes. He does sometimes get jealous of Harry Potter.
Ron Weasley was red haired teenager with many freckles.
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The perfect person to play Super Mario in a live action movie. Oh yeah, and he's a pr0n star.
"If I had to pick one actor, it'd be Ron Jeremy."
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A pot-bellied, butt-ugly Jewish guy with a huge penis (around 9 “real” – not AOL inches) who was a porn superstar during the 1970s and ‘80s urban “grindhouse” heyday. He was ugly enough every man in American likely to venture into a seedy, semen-stained pre-internet porno theater could identify with him, and his freakish endowment provided the necessary vicarious fantasy fulfillment the less endowed, but likely pot-bellied, audience sought. Unlike the cadaverously creepy John Holmes, he survived the “AIDS eighties” and is still active in the industry as a producer, director, and (believe it or not) occasional actor. One of his more recent “starring” roles was in a film entitled, appropriately, “One Eyed Monster.”
I showed this girl I am interested in a face and body photo of Ron Jeremy alongside a close up shot of my fully erect 5.5 inch penis, and to my utter dismay, she told me she would rather go to bed with me.
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Ron Paul is a constitutionalist.
Ron has never voted to raise taxes.
Ron has never voted for an unbalanced budget.
Ron has never voted for the Iraq War.
Ron has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
Ron has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.
Ron has never voted to raise congressional pay.
Ron has never taken a government-paid junket.
Ron voted against the Patriot Act.
Ron votes against regulating the Internet.
Ron voted against NAFTA and CAFTA.
Ron votes against the United Nations.
Ron votes against the welfare state.
Ron votes against reinstating a military draft.
Ron votes to preserve the constitution.
Ron votes to cut government spending.
Ron votes to lower healthcare costs.
Ron votes to end the war on drugs.
Ron votes to protect civil liberties.
Ron votes to secure our borders with real immigration reform.
Ron votes to eliminate tax funded abortions and to overturn Roe v Wade.
Ron votes to protect religious freedom.
NOT RACIST
“Racism is simply an ugly form of collectivism, the mindset that views humans strictly as members of groups rather than individuals . . . By encouraging Americans to adopt a group mentality, the advocates of so-called “diversity” actually perpetuate racism. Their obsession with racial group identity is inherently racists . . . we should understand that racism will endure until we stop thinking in terms of groups and begin thinking in terms of individual liberty.”
-Ron Paul
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The Balls
A man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes Sinatra look like a hobo.
Like Ron Burgandy said, milk was a bad choice
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An idiotic libertarian who has an internet fanbase hanging off his old wrinkled nutsack. They think Ron Paul will cure cancer and do unimaginable miracles such as get them out of their mothers basement.
idiotic fanboy: "Hey dude vote for Ron Paul, audit the fed!"
smart person: "Can we audit congress too? Aren't they the ones spending our money?"
idiotic fanboy: "OMG FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING ITS SO EVIL!"
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