adj. for when you suck at life
Don't be such a Jason Roy no matter how bad your life is.
Most likely a twin separated at birth, they will always be there for you, even if you're in Florida and she's in France. The first time you see this person you'll feel like you have known her your whole life.
My Marie-Roy is moving back to Florida :D
J Roy is an amazing person with a very large peen and he steals ur thots
Wow J Roy has a large peen
He just stole my thot
When the veins in your ball sack twist up and turn into twig like structures and snap off
"Roy Tweeties came upon Gary after he was teased
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To be hit in the balls with a bag containing root vegetables such as potatoes, carrots, beets, and radishes, preferably in a burlap sac
Damn he was Roy rodgered! I donβt think heβll ever be able to have kids!
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Clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by residents.
A campus wide email was sent out asking dorm students to refrain from jerking in the shower because the janitor was tired of cleaning the Sig roy every week
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Republican from Alabama who fucks children but campaigns on a family values platform. He's said to have produced Glenn Beck when he fucked William Barr back in the 80s. Also slang for any STD that you think is gone, but then suddenly is back.
Joe, stop thumping the bible; I know that you slept with your niece last night. You're such a fucking Roy Moore!
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