royally bored

Extremely bored. Feeling even more bored than the word 'bored' can describe

I've not left the house for 4 days, I'm royally bored.

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The Royal Treatment

1: Being given the accolades/benefits according to one's station as a member of the ruling class.

2: A promotion by Taco Bell in the Denver metropolitan area, in which: two (2) tacos are given for free with the purchase of a beverage upon the successful scoring of two (2) touchdowns by the Denver Broncos in a single game, as sponsored by the wide reciever Eddie Royal.

3: A sexual act in which a gentleman gives a lady a pearl crown (orgasms on the forhead or hair) whilst the lady sucks his testacles and strokes the shaft of his penis during the gentleman's bowel movement.

I want my girlfriend to give me the royal treatment.

or

Eddie Royal always gets the royal treatment.

or

Your mom gave me and Eddie Royal "the royal treatment", bitch.

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royal birthday

A 'Royal Birthday' is when your turn the age of what day of the month you were born

He's turning 16 on the 16th so it's his royal birthday

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royal shit

when someone has to take a giant shit , see brown alert

i cant go i have to take a royal shit

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Royal Oak

Where bougie meets alcoholism. While royal joke is a quaint "family town" by day it moonlights as a the DUI capital of Michigan. Specializes in dumb shit like having a 'Royal Oak-Beverly Hills' and racist teens.

Seth: "Yo dude you wanna hit downtown Royal Oak?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah bro! Fifth Ave!?"

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royal family

1)inbreds who sponge of taxpayers and make sure the Uk keeps its outdated laws and traditions
2) the reason loads of fat yanks come to the uk for a holiday
3) a rather amusing sit-com about a working class manchester family who's Patriarch farts a lot- considered high culture in britain and ireland -honest

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Royal Gayness

The ultimate level of homosexuality where a man has officially traded in his penis for a vagina. Categories pertaining to this include:
1)Hand Motions
2)Voice fluctuations
3)Fashion Sense
4)Starbucks Order
5)Hair Style
etc.

Ryan: HI! I'd like a Grande 6 pump Chai Latte, Extra Hot, No Water, No Foam, Soy Milk, with little chocolate sprinkles and for serious.....make it snappy

Starbucks Barista:......uh huh.....wow, that guy has achieved Royal Gayness

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